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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

There's a story here

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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      I loved it when my professors put a “translation” from the previous textbook to current textbook in case someone “accidentally” bought the wrong textbook.

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    All I see is a sign explaining how to steal from the vending machine.

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      They Bold + Uppercase + Underlined the “not” for a reason

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    That’s fucking brilliant

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      And here I am with my pleb grabbers.

      • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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        Those only work for large organ removal

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    Other methods of theft, however, are acceptable.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      Industrial vacuums are not to be used to steal food from the vending machine.

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        Comically yelling “come ooon!” While shaking the machine is not to be used to steal from the vending machine.

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    Sounds like a perfect training tool.

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      Yeah it really is - except they can actually see what they’re doing which probably makes it first year stuff, I’m guessing?

      Looks like a fun drinking game though

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    The story is someone printed out a sign of a situation they thought would be humorous and took a picture for people to laugh at on the internet.

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    Not to worry, this one is for colonoscopy.

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      The weird thing is that vending machines need a daily colonoscopy.

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      Haha! this new sign said nothing about the flex sigmoidoscope!

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    also no parking apparently

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    The story I’ve heard is that this vending machine was placed right inside a medical college…

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    so that is how :D

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    Up vote for Hawkins Cheezies

    Mmmm

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    “do not push this red button”

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    Always suspected there was some crooked medical personnel out there

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    yeah, the story is someone used endoscopy equipment to steal food from the vending machine. bad title. feel bad.

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      I was gonna say, the story is pretty much spelled out on the sign

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