It is my headcanon that all dwarves grow beards, but for cultural reasons dwarf women shave.

Spider-Man and the X-Men #2 from 2015.

“This headstone is so worn I can barely read it… ‘Ate’… ‘Ate My Balls’?”

Edit: For you youngsters, this was once the height of internet humour.

Godless killing machines.

Hi wrong, I’m dad.

Ah yeah, makes me think of all the times I’ve had to move a couch into an apartment…

Leonardo DiCaprio, pointing at the television!

I don’t think I would call Buzz Aldrin “boring.”

It was a clip from the upcoming DLC for Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. Indy sees a cat, and says “You don’t care much about these Fascists, do you?”

Of course insane people assumed this was about Charlie Kirk.

Damn, it would be cool to have been born at 0 Unix Time.

Turns out all his songs were Al generated. Sad.

Joke’s on you, I’m lying down.

Holy crap, I haven’t seen Jerkcity in ages

HUGLAGUHLGLAHGAGLAG

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

Try a cucumber.

Cheesecake Truck

Mini Metro is great.

Riven, Shadow of the Colossus, and Guilty Gear Strive.

(in no particular order)

I dunno, is that long enough?

Edit: Only 3.865 million years