Credit where credit’s due: I can’t agree more.

Nice try Xi Jinping!

(But if it’s really you I’d like one of those defederalised rogue girls)

I mean, they’re gonna have to try a lot harder than this generic orange bimbo-look. Every other girl on insta has this look. It’s like IKEA furniture. I looked at this pic for three seconds and I got bored already.

Word on WeChat is he’s well-Huang

Based