Me buying women’s vitamins because they’re the only ones with iron at the local dollar store.

An old joke

Question: What does a lesbian bring on a second date?

Answer: A U-Haul.

It is considered a staple of lesbian humor.[5] It is often attributed to comic Lea DeLaria,[6][7] who claimed in her 1997 comedy album, Box Lunch, that she had written it in 1989 — in the album, she gets the audience to yell back the punchline, showing it was already well-known at the time of recording.[8]

As there are numerous U-Hauls involved here, clearly it’s a polycule

I remember when I was a young lad seeing a magazine about some drama or another involving a ‘love triangle’, and, confused, asking my mother if one of the members of the triangle was gay, since I couldn’t conceive how a love triangle could work otherwise.

There’s a scalie somewhere who is very happy right now, probably

Not ace, am millennial, I also think there are too many sex scenes in movies. The kids are right.

Isn’t this a Brazilian thing?

Everything is American once we get our grubby little hands on it.

They’re smarter than we were at their age.

Also, beans on toast is fine.

Passing on an opportunity to dab on the Brits? Sir, I’m going to need to revoke your American card.

Chocolate pizza is definitely something I’ve seen around, and had, as someone who’s never been outside of the US.

Once they cross the border, they’re Minnesotan, it’s okay

Skibidi is the only one I hate, personally.

But my 20s are my most handsome years and now they’re over! In a paltry ten years I’ll have some gray hairs and creases! 😭

Doggo look like shrimp

Spite has kept me alive more than once.

It’s not good, but one takes what one can get in those moments.

Like, I’m fairly sensitive to anti-white prejudice. Not because white people are some oppressed minority, but because it absolutely gets tiring having to justify your own existence for being born. But this? Man, this is the equivalent of “Americans like hamburgers” or “German humor is no laughing matter”. It’s okay to embrace a little absurdity, as long as it’s not taken seriously by you or by your society.

As someone who is partly white, I have pumpkin spice privileges.

like yeah I know but not too my professor, amirite?

Unless…? 👉👈🥺

Quit speaking, you!

Come to think of it, it’s a bit odd that she drank so many Pepsis yet remained so incredibly thirsty.

Say to yourself in the early morning: I shall meet today ungrateful, violent, treacherous, envious, uncharitable men.

Aurelius must have had a meeting with Trump.