If I wasn’t so lethargic, I’d be apathetic.

Niiiice

Hmm, probably Vermilion by Slipknot, either part is fine…

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The second part of that sounds like a good time! We should get beers and chill!

Definitely a 6 today. What about you?

It almost looks like an ‘exit through the gift shop’ kinda thing

That’s called ‘The Shocker’

Why not buy a wine journal?

Beertrix Potter

Yes! Fuck Laura Neal.

What part of the UK are you heading too?

It’s only got two games so far right?

I don’t think it’s so much as famous people getting to live in comfort, more those pesky tabloids, et al leaking the location of these rich fuckers, putting civilians, troops and army operations in danger.

That’s the one thing Beekeepers don’t do; stand down. Not unlike bees themselves, Beekeepers keep working until they die

When it’s raining, and someone inevitably tells me it’s raining, I like to say ‘perfect weather for ducks, innit’

I also like ‘Kuch’ which is Welsh slang for ‘cuddle’

‘Bollocks’ as in another way of saying ‘bullshit’… When you hear someone say something that’s totally not true… What a load of bollocks.

Chuffed for me is more to do with being pleased with something you have accomplished.

I’m hearing it was a sick ostrich

I cannot listen to The Jam without this playing in my head.