heyyyyyyy

You could just add a flashing address over the screen in post!

But I think if milkshakes bring boys, then the answer has to be smoothies. Like a strawberry banana smoothie?

Now how are we supposed to help you if we don’t know where you are?

They’re confident enough to be hiring people and selling merch, it seems pretty solid now. But true, there’s still a little bit of legal stuff to hash out

But now, the fake news is intentional and the audience is in on it

I never thought I’d say this, but I really need some infowars merch! (Also some of the proceeds will go to Alex Jones’s victims so that’s good)

I’m sure lots of things are “supposed to be” a certain way, but in true American fashion, most of these kinds of laws aren’t enforced until the parties end up in court.

You know, the courts that are famously impartial and who never rule along ideological or party lines, are never swayed by whoever has the “better” lawyers, and are never biased against minoities. Oh, and litigation is super cheap too, and so frivolous lawsuits definitely can’t be used as financial weapons.

Yeah 😥

Hate this place.

And that’s perfectly fine and legal because patents are ‘first to file’

Well obviously there’s a second barber

Phew, those are nice. Now that’s a gift that would make a girl’s knees buckle

A pet, you say? Do I get a collar?

Nah all the kids can’t afford good cars either

I don’t live in NYC, but I suppose I could if I had somewhere to stay 🤔

Really? I like septum piercings on other people, but I do not think I have the nose for one.

I would love to get a side-of-the-nose piercing though!

Oof. I was mostly joking and just trying to boost your confidence (aka being honest but not actually expecting it to go anywhere), but I appreciate the vulnerability ❤️🫂

I understand not wanting sex without love. I couldn’t imagine paying that kind of attention to someone’s needs, learning what they like and don’t like, earnestly doing your best to meet those needs, and showing the most vulnerable parts of yourself to someone you don’t care about. The difference for me is that unlike most people I happen to be the type to love people very easily. I love everyone I’m with, even if we’re only in each other’s lives for one night.

(Or perhaps you meant no sex without commitment - in which case I’m the exact opposite and I never ask for or expect commitment from anyone 😅)

But in any case, I wish you well with your period of not dating, and I hope it’s exactly what you need to find yourself and understand your own needs and boundaries. It’s a rough thing to do, but it’s so important!

Ooh! Ooh! Competence is sexy, you should tie me up instead

Great game, would recommend

This one doesn’t do that, it just doesn’t melt that well

True, but it feels like there’s cheese on it.