Not the same thing, but just the other day I accidentally started speaking French in the middle of a conversation in Spanish, and it took me a minute to understand why the guy suddenly couldn’t understand me

I’m an amoralist antinatalist. I think having children is fucked up on many levels, but I wouldn’t try to argue it’s inherently immoral

Yep! My best friend’s sister, too 😅

Partnered for 8yrs 4mo
lived together 8yrs 9mo
known each other 8yrs 10mo

Is this exploitable? Lowkey wanna buy a cheap spare android and see about that free money 👀

Could you break up with my wife for me?

Where did you work as a cashier where you can just go get more cash out of the safe without having to wait an eternity for a manager to do it?

LPT: skip the arguments and jump straight to this

I once did this in reverse- I gave the cashier a dollar extra so I could just get a 10 back, and she said “here, you gave me too much”, and handed the 1 back

Why are you using a new(/throwaway?) account?

I can sleep without a blanket, but only if I’m wearing at least pants, socks, and a shirt, so idk if that counts lol

Like I said, I was just doing it for fun and happened to make some money along the way with literally no additional effort. Convenient that you ignored the more relevant part

It’s really fucking weird that you just keep assuming I have no relevant experience. Why do you do that?

This post is largely about writing; my book has been pre-ordered by several local bookstores.

Also, I made over $100 last year off my art without even trying- just doing it for fun

Wrong

OP, ignore this comment- it’s stupid

Damn I wish I could know what this was before it got deleted

Albert’s autism joke is about your food analogy (many autists famously prefer eating the same thing every day for up to years on end)

I used to think about this a lot and, despite having largely resolved my relevant trauma now, I think my answer is still the same.

I would try to convince my parents that I’m the Antichrist, and if that didn’t work, I’d just stab my dad

https://www.reddit.com/r/goodmythicalmorning/comments/r1oyct/putting_mountain_dew_through_a_water_filter/

Love seeing this in the comments:

Sorry, my original comment was deleted.

Please think about leaving Reddit, as they don’t respect moderators or third-party developers which made the platform great. I’ve joined Lemmy as an alternative: https://join-lemmy.org/

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