I’ve been using this one for like 7 or 8 years now with no complaints

https://hamiltonbeach.com/8-cup-food-processor-70740g

I think you want a polyphonic pitch to midi converter, and then you can convert the midi file into sheet music using a separate program

~~Maybe this one?
https://github.com/DamRsn/NeuralNote~~

Other options + discussion:
https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=611044

These search results may be useful:
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=polyphonic+pitch+to+midi+converter&ia=web

Edit: oh you said android, my bad. There are some websites that do the same thing in the link above

Is it okay for non-Americans to answer this?

When I worked at an inpatient psychiatric hospital, we had a few regulars who would self-admit to the detox unit just to have a place to stay with free food

Edit: there was no judgment about this though btw- if there was a bed available and they met admission criteria, they’d be admitted regardless of their intent

Wow, that’s whack. Have you ever considered trying to track down that teacher and ask her what the fuck?

Worst that happened to me was I was chewing on the inside of my cheek and my teacher thought it was gum, and made me spit nothing into the trash can

I’m currently crowd funded, but I’ve been thinking about seeing if Blue Cross Blue Shield wants to fund me

Here’s these to get it started! Be the change

https://postimg.cc/gallery/c6QBSFR

Yeah I think it’s specifically casein in my case

I’m allergic to milk. Every time I tell people this, they think I mean lactose intolerant, and I have to clarify that I’m actually not an idiot

This is super not true. Parasitic infections can go on for years while remaining asymptomatic

THIS IS NOT MEDICAL ADVICE

My father is a medical professional in a rural town, and he approached the ivermectin craze during the pandemic really seriously to ensure he was making evidence-based treatment decisions. He was coming across a lot of data showing significant improvement in supposed covid symptoms after taking antiparasitics in a significant number of individuals. The leading hypothesis for this effect, however, is that a fair number of people taking ivermectin probably had parasitic infections they didn’t know about, and that’s why they were seeing improvement.

It’s been both mine and my father’s experience that many medical professionals in the US (and I’ve heard it’s similar in other western countries) handwave away many concerns about parasitic infections. I literally had several worms come out of my damn nose, and every single medical professional I spoke to about it didn’t believe me until I showed them the proof.

Others in this thread are saying that if you don’t have symptoms, why should you take a medication you don’t need, but a lot of symptoms don’t even get recognized as symptoms; chronic fatigue, digestive upset, and even psychological symptoms could be caused by an undiagnosed parasitic infection. (And parasitic infections can even be asymptomatic)

Serious adverse reactions to ivermectin are rare, but be smart. If you choose to circumvent the medical system and seek self-treatment, triple check dosaging (if you’re bad at math, ask a friend to check your work (NOT AN LLM)), review interactions and contraindications lists, and start with a small dose (ideally under supervision of a trusted friend and/or close to an ER) to ensure you’re not allergic

Did you just edit the post to censor “bush” to get more engagement?

There’s no telling whether one or more partners might be a sink pisser, in which case your toothbrush could get accidentally peed on while you’re none the wiser, so the best thing to do is not have a toothbrush at all and just use your finger

Pls cross post this to !illegalism@lemmy.dbzer0.com lol

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously stealing. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men stealing together because of this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Not a supervisor, but I always use diarrhea as an excuse. No one has ever had anything more to say after hearing that

I wanted to be a psychiatrist, and then I took organic chemistry, so now I’m a therapist

Not the same thing, but just the other day I accidentally started speaking French in the middle of a conversation in Spanish, and it took me a minute to understand why the guy suddenly couldn’t understand me

I’m an amoralist antinatalist. I think having children is fucked up on many levels, but I wouldn’t try to argue it’s inherently immoral