It’s gonna be sweet

until the bubble bursts and the second great depression starts

Black mirror robo-murder-dogs coming soon.

Totally

Your TV is awesome, and I’d would absolutely love to play some Metal Gear Solid on that bastard.

It was written by AI probably, so it wants us to not believe what it’s learning to do is very good. Just ignore it, human.

B movie?

kneels down, bowing my head against the flat of her long sword

“By the Lady before whom this sanctuary is holy, I will be true and faithful, and love all which she loves and shun all which she shuns, according to the laws of God and the order of the world. Nor will I ever with will or action, through word or deed, do anything which is unpleasing to her, on condition that she will hold to me as I shall deserve it, and that she will perform everything as it was in our agreement when I submitted myself to her and chose her will.”

Then I’d take her out for pizza and bowling.

Because they’ve never had the senate. You need 60 votes to get past the fillabuster and to fix THAT you’d need Sinama and Manchin to agree to that.

You know what?

Take the day, fam. Go vote, get some ice cream, and have a mental health day. You’ve earned it.

The amount of minable materials in the vast area of Siberia could have set russia up as an economic powerhouse. That’s why China is helping them run themselves into the meat grinder in Ukraine. The inevitable collapse will allow them to scoop up the area.

SpongeBob be bussin’, no cap, fam.

Just wash your fucking hands, you weak ass twat.

Especially after using a gas station restroom.

The kind that SCOTUS will use to destroy the labor movement?

Yeah. Stuff like this, work in medical treatments and new drugs, I’m on board.

Using it to replace human workers or steal their hard work to train them?

Fuck you sideways with a cactus, you corporate fucks.

I want that shark.

And a dachshund, lol

Buddy of mine growing up had one they named Crayon

Where are my balls, Summer?

Welp, backdoor to the CCP on the horizon, boys.

Do you have AT&T?

Apparently, those assholes didn’t stipulate signatures for the phones. I had one today and waited for the lady to answer her door. Stupid bastards.

We UPS drivers at least get signatures for the damn things. Who would have thought the delivery drivers getting paid shitty wages would be working with thieves to augment their wages lmao

“Number 1, you do the dicking. I’m tired and haven’t had my Earl Grey yet”- Jean-Luc probably