Babe and Bear 😅

I guess it’s cheaper than a full time live in maid?

I’m just sad all the time. When i drink i can stop being sad, and stop worrying about things like counting steps/breaths, the date, and whether the number of times i clicked my mouse was the right number before turning it off for the night.

🤣 two in one, one in another…

But seriously, i bought all my instant coffee for the next four years before the tariffs kicked in.

Farina with hot water. And coffee

Lol, got your new advert campaign… Gasoline is vegan

Downvotes for calling out bigotry, thanks guys ❤️

Get that wannabe racial slur off lemmy ya bigot.

“He orders a [Mexi-pizza]. Orders 0 [Mexi-pizzas]. Orders 99999999999 [Mexi-pizzas]. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 [Mexi-pizzas]. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.”

Can’t have numbers if you don’t count

When i was 35 i did the math and was depressed after i found that i couldn’t retire until 73 at the earliest. Now it’s in my early 80ies.

Lol, subbing out beef for water sounds wrong 😅

This tool is kinda nice for this exact situation ❤️

https://goblin.tools/Chef

Use Meetup to find people who share interests, and go to secondary meetups with people you get to know in those circles. It’s not a fast process, but you get to know some cool dudes

5 deci-asses 🤣

Sugar cane juice! (Comes in a can, does that count?)

Honorable mention: coconut la Croix.

Love me some canned static

Lol, nice! Love the result, but quad skeletons really need their own anims 🤣

Same here, test engineer with a masters in game design 😓. Caught the layoffs Mary 2024. Hard to work on anything satisfying when I’m busy paying rent

Not quite “Time Killers” level of limb to button assignment, but a line that I had not drawn in the AC control scheme!