The past thing MAGAts will embrace is the fucking metric system. The first thing is apparently children.

That’s just Node based infra though. /s

Yeah TIL in order not to be stuck moving your last piece before the other player, you need to make a smart sacrifice then force the other player into running out of moves or pieces first.

The tread is just:

1. Teleportation
2. Only to random locations (no distances measured)

I’m taking that to mean a random location anywhere in the universe except the starting location. The earth is an infinitesimally small part of the universe, so most teleportations would end up in intergalactic space.

I think the odds of ending up within sight of the earth are basically 0. The universe is a big place.

Just make sure you pee first!

My brother and I would tie checkers every time if we were paying attention.

It’s basically like ticktacktoe. You have to be unaware of like 3 moves to lose.

Edit: Oh I guess when all pieces are stuck the last player with a move wins? We never knew that and would just call it a draw and play a different game instead.

Honestly more trustworthy.

Macroshaft

Hammering it into gold leaf and covering cheap chocolate bars with it and you could probably at least double your money.

.2 oz troy of gold makes just over a half square meter.

If they’d fallen out you’d probably have gone with cats and dogs like the other brain dead people at that quiz.

Your it guy gets a window?!

Such DRY

Yeah, thinking that these things have actual knowledge is wrong. I’m pretty sure even if an llm had only ever ingested (heh) data that said these were deadly, if it has ingested (still funny) other information about controversially deadly things it might apply that model to unrelated data, especially if you ask if it’s controversial.

That’s what I worried, and then especially to computers that age out of updates (2 older MacBooks).

We end up having to reauthenticate on some other device at some point anyway and that means there’s still going to be a weak point.

Like with 2 auth sim jacking.

Make sure your iron levels are ok, my wife has this issue and had super low iron after pregnancy, but she’s in her late 40s now and still dealing with it.

I was about to post this, but call it virtualized quantum.

It’ll probably just be LLMs claiming to have the same probability as a quantum calculator and just spit out made up primes so long we wont be able easily check them.

But sousaphone players make the best little spoons.

Yup! that’s where the nickname came from.

Theranos made a bunch of money for its creators, they just messed up by thinking they could keep lying, when they could have just admitted failure at some point and then moved on to the next grift.

Since then crypto schemes came atone and made it way easier to swindle dumb investors. So the VC grift isn’t as attractive.