This one made me sad for Majel Barrett all over again :(

We do not talk about what Barney was doing during the 1940s.

I don’t know why, but I’ve always quite liked Thursdays. It’s a nice day. I don’t do anything in particular, it’s just a nice day, especially when I was a kid and homeschooled and didn’t have a traditional schedule.

I think we should all be proud of our body counts, high or low. Either you’re a prolific fucker, or you’re a discerning fucker. By that count, even someone who’s never fucked can be a fucker. And isn’t that what it’s all about? Lol.

Also, profilic fucker makes me think of Laszlo from What We Do in the Shadows

Nice! It’s maybe a weird thing to be proud of, but I totally get it. I’m proud of my skill. Haha

Also, how do we know not as much as me? Has my slutty reputation gone so far that Lemmy knows my body count?lol

As a cis dude, do dudes get self conscious about their dick curves?

I’ve sucked a lot of dick, and I’ve never had a dude express self confidence about a curve, nor have I ever been disappointed because it did or did not curve.

Although, that one dude that curved left made giving him a blowjob hard. Had to do from the side to get it in my throat lol

Firstly, there is, effectively, no ‘correct’ way to pronounce any damn thing. Languages belong to those who use them. RP English is no more correct than Delhi English, or Alabama English for that matter.

Secondly, I have English speaking friends from just about every US state, and so many countries, and I have never once heard one pronounce foreign as “fore-ayn.” I’d love to know what dialect you speak.

It was OVER 9000 years ago!

I genuinely don’t know that I’m techy enough to do that. I depend on banking apps and such and I don’t understand how to get around that. I would, if I could be taught lol

I already have developer options turned on, are they gonna fuck me out of that again? :/

I really hate this shit

Bold of you to assume I can finish without crying currently…

Can anyone ELI5 for the nontechy how things are going to work once Google rolls out the new bullshit? I’m seeing so many of my apps put out notices that they will no longer work once Google goes through with the verification system. Will I still be able to install shit through f droid?

Now, I’m not an AI fanboy, but, like… Id consider this…

Feeling sad? Prostate buzz.

I want to be a cum bender. That sounds fun.

Completely unimportant, but straight up that broken glass looks like someone Looney Tunes’d it and ran through the glass leaving just their silhouette

Blackborb songing on the doid of noight

Came here to say almost exactly this.

Though, I do still consume some media made by people I dislike. I just torrent it :/ Some stuff, however, I will totally skip over, even beloved and deeply meaningful IP from my childhood, because it’s just not worth it to me to engage in some media, even if the author isn’t getting paid for, because of just how bad that author is.

If you find out, hook me up

The money can stay clean. Remember, I have great throat game, you don’t have to finish on the money