Excellent

Now do goatse hands

Wait was it set on fire or did the Teslas “Just Do That” as they are known to

I tend to use the names of angels for my personal devices (which surprisingly was inspired by this and not NGE)

For laptops I tend to use demons instead, just seems to fit better (which actually was inspired by Gundam IBO but this is the list)

For example:

• desktop (Linux side) is Raziel
• desktop (windows side 😩) is Azrael
• main laptop is Gusion
• eBay Thinkpad is Barbatos

“3! 2! 1!” Is just what I say when doing some potentially deleterious action after rsyncing a few key directories to a separate volume

“I cannot operate on this soft drink, he’s my son”

I see a private ambulance service driving around my town occasionally and it always makes my skin crawl

statistical engine suggesting words that sound like they’d probably be correct is bad at reasoning

How can this be??

“if we want Trump to win this war we need to take the fight to Reddit” is a pretty incredible line

And I assume a decent “Nigerian prince” style filter

The ghost of Christmas future

Wow another Neil Cicierega project, I’m beginning to think this guy just is the internet

Dude I fucking love science

A good sign that everything is going OK

Great image for a water slide themed SCP