“I cannot operate on this soft drink, he’s my son”

I see a private ambulance service driving around my town occasionally and it always makes my skin crawl

statistical engine suggesting words that sound like they’d probably be correct is bad at reasoning

How can this be??

“if we want Trump to win this war we need to take the fight to Reddit” is a pretty incredible line

And I assume a decent “Nigerian prince” style filter

The ghost of Christmas future

Wow another Neil Cicierega project, I’m beginning to think this guy just is the internet

Dude I fucking love science

A good sign that everything is going OK

Great image for a water slide themed SCP