You monster.

^ That’s racist.

Around a decade ago I went to church with my parents. They don’t go to a mega church but it is a large church in a Texas suburb. My mom offered to buy me a cup of coffee. I thought she was making that silly joke about “buying” me a cup because, it’s a church, coffee is free right? No. She actually paid money for coffee at church. And it was a goddamned k-cup.

Yeah, so cringe.

I would pay good money to see Cliff Clavin as mayor of NYC.

Funny thing is, CNN has been a Fox clone for a few years now.

Yeah but Alton Brown hates fat people. As a fat person I can’t make myself watch him.

I have no idea who Luol Deng is but a meal is a meal.

Can you teleport back?

His leap of logic sounds more like, “If we let men marry men what’s next? Cars eating babies?”

God fucking dammit, I fucking hate seeing people self-censor themselves on the internet.

Same. And I came here to comment exactly that.

The foreign ones or the domestic ones?

We need a dearth penalty for corporations.

I just fashion a straw from the microplastics already in my brain when I need one!

At first I was imagining it was picking out faces from the crowd and matching them with social media pictures which it was then broadcasting to the crowd. THAT would get people’s attention!

Wait until economic sanctions on a nation includes cutting them off from the US, EU, so on…

That’s missing the entire point of this hypothetical question.

IIT: People who don’t understand the premise.

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