Well, I think you’ll find that it really does matter if you use dried jalapeños or dried Carolina reapers.

I’m a fucking snob so I spend way too much money on expensive single malts and gyokuro green tea.

Yes, there is one Youtuber who makes super authentic Jamaican stuff called Feed & Teach. Watching his videos is worth it for the Patois alone.

This is the basis for the jerk sauce I was talking about, and this will make your kitchen smell nice.

I see you’re a man of culture as well.

For European cuisine, I like replacing salt with anchovies as they are basically just salt with benefits.

Have you ever tried cooking your own Jamaican Jerk marinade? Pimento, chili, garlic, onions, thyme and ginger, nutmeg, cloves plus soy sauce. And since that is supposed to cook for hours… your kitchen will smell lovely for days.

A rule that asks users to post before they leave seems arbitrary, that’s why it’s confusing to me. If people only post because it’s a rule, I thought a logical consequence would be tons of posts of low quality.

Please excuse my ignorance, but what does “leave” mean in this context? Before I leave what?

I got banned on Lefty Memes for asking for evidence. :)

I’m here for over a year and I still don’t get much of what’s going on here.

For example, why posts are titled “rule”.

Takes about ten minutes. And there’s the dishwasher as well.

Also, I don’t have to throw away all the packaging in which the food is delivered.

Cooking your own food is much more fun and a lot cheaper anyway.

Yesterday, me and my wife had a whole roast duck in a christmassy port wine sauce with cinnamon, cloves and anise. Served with potatoes and red cabbage. All the ingredients combined cost less than ordering two pizzas.

Sarcastic Fringehead and Pacific Spiny Lumpsucker, go clean your rooms! And stop teasing your little sister Common Cockchafer.

I don’t have to use anything cause I live in a civilized place where parents don’t mutilate their children.

I suspect circumcision is a devious, elaborate conspiracy by the lotion industry.

But only bad music.

Yeah, that’s the kind of toxic family that one should cut off as soon as possible.

They gave us the thagomizer. What more do you want?

I always cringe when I see native speakers confuse “it’s” and “its”, “their”, “they’re” and “there” and all the other subtleties of their language. But then again, I’m a pedantic German and maybe Americans are so anti-education already that they’re cool with that.

Psst. You forgot the megameters.