You know, he has a beautiful wife…

It moves the suicide to the other end of the repository.

THE CAUSE OF FIRE:  

1. git pull
2. merge conflict
3. starting fire

This could also work with Bad Luck Brian or even a bit with Hide The Pain Harold.

Why that?!?

More like this:

Or more like that:

https://startsat60.com/media/lifestyle/jokes/daily-joke-dave-boss-pope

Der Meertor-Skandal

Yes, but now you aren’t a thumb sucker anymore, right? By the help of that skillful guy.

I think it’s the wurst. SCNR

For free file structure you could also checkout Silverbullet.

Continental Europe perhaps - but if you ask British people if they could give you a handy thats… thats… not about mobile phones.
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On the thumbnail it looks like a colon.