konalt

Im harmful to aquatic life

[spider noise]

ill never be able to read a/b/o as alpha beta omega because I always think of blood types instead

Take out the ring

big dick randy

Tenys = tennis?

“All in the suddens” but ironically in a German accent

and me

tomato website where you can throw tomatoes on a photo. website with tomatoes

Former US President Jimmy Carter peacefully passed gas in his home last night

this is how the imperial system was invented

new item dupe

Never have I ever seen The Lion King, The Incredibles, any Toy Story movie past 2, or WALL-E.

My friends hate me for this one

Not defending the original comment but the image does say they mate for life.

It looks like Brian Griffin

Interstellar. I so sincerely regret not seeing it on the big screen.

Raise a kid in a sensory deprivation chamber, with one exception: a monitor that only shows gen alpha brainrot videos. When they’re like 14 drop them off in a populated area and see what happens

I thought I knew where this was going when you said “African country” and “finger slip”.