I’m not gonna lie, the grammar of that first sentence is quite confusing to simpleton like me.

Well, as the picture says, with this bad boy you can use 86 characters per line.

Never heard of it, but I’ll check it out. Thanks!

Amateur. The future is hugs as a service (HaaS)

You damn kids and your technical correctness. :shakes fist a unrelated cloud:

Please tell me more, tomorrow, at 6pm precisely. ;-)

Hello! My name is Tesla Musk and you are hired!

That is so stupid. I love it!

All in the game.

Sheeple never stop to amaze me!

The ground that looks and feels flat is actually flat? Impossible!

A guy 2200 years ago measures how round earth is - with a straight stick? Sure sounds right!

/s

Wait, you get a puppy for being shy?

I expected a Rick Roll - you math guys are crazy!

Double slit experiment

Spoilers! :(

I see. There’s a German saying for that:

Da geht dir der Arsch auf Grundeis!

I will hate you if you don’t help me and I will kill you if you do. Choose wisely!

And -checks diagram- you will receive a Nobel price, I think.

Are you sure the roon of today is a reference to yesterday’s roon?

Mh, do you weigh the same as a duck?

How do they still have both eyes!?