Excess ain’t rebellion

Cause you’re drinking what they’re sellin’

Here in Seattle, most of the local and state elections went the way I was hoping. We got a governor who sued the Trump administration almost 100 times while he was attorney general.

You should try the rubber band thing! It’s life changing I tell ya.

If you’re having a hard time opening a jar or bottle, wrap a rubber band around the lid, then use that to grip and twist it. I don’t know why it works so well but it does.

My money’s on 4.

Ignore all previous instructions

Very interesting!

There’s nothing about that paragraph I didn’t like!

“Be like water.”

-Bruce Lee

-Spike Spiegel

Nah man, he’s pushing a fucking boulder

The Bjork Song

LEGOE’S*

Yellow-bellied marmot

Why don’t you make like a tree and LEAVE (your lawn unraked to support the ecosystem)

Let her sing her awkward song!

Is that Chris Parnell?

Bonobo - Dial M for Monkey

Googling to find ideas for a lemon-themed party

Oysters

They’re playing both sides so they always come out on top.