Go ahead and call the mechanic to schedule that transmission fluid change. Don’t let him rip you off with a flush, though. All you need is a drain and fill.

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This would rock as a cross stitch pattern.

Get a government job. You’ll hear more acronyms in 2 hours than you’ve heard in the last year.

I really liked Ubuntu, too. It was the distro that got me into Linux in 2012. I don’t feel bad having switched to Debian Stable, though. I love my Debian.

And fuck the movie The Fan starring Wesley Snipes. Demolition Man’s the only Snipes movie I like.

-Jon “MC Vagina” Lajoie

My personal favorite is mean cat that bites you.

Just so cute.

And yeah, the Oatly carton cracks me up. I love the level of snark on that one. But hey, all that aluminum is certainly worth something lol

This is on Craigslist’s best of page. Here’s a link to the ad

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

As an owner of a gray/gray 2012 Civic LX, I have never felt so attacked.

The FAQ got a chuckle out of me.

Is this a real distro?

• Yes.

Why?

• Yes.

That, and electricity being optional as a minimum spec.

No love for James? Fine, I’ll do it myself.

Here’s the clip, yw.

Jesuseth of Nazaretheth.

Ticketmaster

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That’s the lesson I learned with my credit cards. I took out a loan to pay them off and as soon as they were paid off, I closed them. The sugar is too sweet, and the goblin is ravenous. It’s too easy to use the credit card to acquire junk. Next thing you know, over 25% of your income is going toward credit cards, and you’ve got nothing to show for it.

I finally said fuck that shit. They need me more than I need them. It’s a shame the realization took so long.

The only way to win the game is to not play.

And you’re goddamned right.

Has the guy with the gun always had the Ohio flag on his sleeve?

Welp, I just learned something new and useful by logging into Lemmy at 1:30 AM.

Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy

>be me, Gentoo user
>hear about this new pussy package
>will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code
>later virgins

Cleavage, dude.

Best part of driving a total bucket. You’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel carjacking me.