Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy

>be me, Gentoo user
>hear about this new pussy package
>will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code
>later virgins

Cleavage, dude.

Best part of driving a total bucket. You’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel carjacking me.

Nah, the pros know that it’s practice that keeps you at the top of your game.

Me, but with any fluid intake. That first morning drink of whatever, and my body is like, “We got liquid? Send 'er on outta here!”

I seem to remember John Hurt giving birth to a chestburster on video so I call bullshit.

My dogs sleep at least sixteen hours a day.

I gave 100% for the first maybe hour, then gave up on the rest of my day. So that averages out to like 12.5%.

At what point is a van so big that it’s a bus?

“What’s wrong, Doc?”

“Here’s your problem. She doesn’t have any toppings. No relish. No chili. Nothing. It’s no surprise she didn’t last a minute in Flavortown.”

“Damn it! I’ve been a fool!”

Once all of the fuller bottles are depleted, we’re gonna see some exponential growth in the bottle population.

If I don’t have a long enough stretch of time to do it all at once, I ain’t starting it.

But seriously, getting medicated has done wonders for being able to start multi-day projects. I’m learning VBA right now because I want to automate some of my processes at work. I’m finally cool with starting something I can’t finish today. Generally, I want my code to do some fairly specific and complex things. So I’m happy to spend a few hours tweaking a block to make it do exactly what I want, and it feels so good when it works as expected. But before getting on meds? Nah, I wouldn’t even entertain the idea because I wouldn’t know where to start. Medicine helps me draw up an outline of what I want to do with my code, then achieve those tasks bit by bit.

And that’s applied across everything I do. It’s okay to not finish today. But it’s important to start.

Wait until you try bacon grease. Y’all are in for a real treat.

Public transit really brings together all kinds of people. It breaks down barriers and allows people from a variety of backgrounds to mingle.

This is the kind of community unity every place needs. ♥️

But if there’s lots of DnD in Hell, sign me the fuck up.

They do, in fact, have wheels.

Source: the humans I’ve seen.

Watch out. That’s how you create a Slackware user.

It’s not until you hit 40 that all of this kicks in. You go to bed young and spry the night before your 40th and wake up (for all practical purposes) dead.