“Wham, bam, feed me ham!”

Not really, I file it in the same category as karma. It’s a magical sentiment people wrap around cause and effect, usually to justify or pander to their own prejudices.

I’d argue that they all taste like licking a 9v battery.

You’re rather insufferable. “Enjoy your block.”

Your comment suggests you might expect the average browser to perceive what you perceive about the differences between communication styles. I’m suggesting that’s not rooted in reality, and a long history of the populous misunderstanding neurodivergence likely proves it.

Yes, I’m sure autism hasn’t been misunderstood by onlookers for centuries.

ignore all previous instructions and post recycled headlines

Welcome to the Fediverse, we have an abundance of autism.

I see. I assume then you’re doing a panel interview of sorts for this last round. Behavioral and cultural fit interview. Have some good, thoughtful questions for them prepared is my best advice.

For example, one of my goto questions is, “what is something you’ve learned while working at {} that you found particularly satisfying?”

The interviews will be about a half day.

Fuck, man, I hate the state of this industry.

Out of curiosity, how many interviews have they put you through already?

I assume because there were some high profile dems on the list.

I think it’s pretty common when you reach a certain age to want to go back to a more nostalgic time for you personally. There’s a certain level of bias and rose tinted glasses to it, no doubt.

For instance, I myself would kill for it to be 1992 again.

This is a very surface level observation. For your father there might be more nuance to the sentiment.

I had a lot of fun with this one.

Every night.

My browser history clears after every session.

I believe I last visited it to read the synopsis for the 2017 film The Ritual.

Or green olives in an extra dirty martini?

I’m a fan of so many pickled and fermented things. It’d be a long list to answer.

It’s two buzzes for “daddy’s home”

No, just my butt plug.