Bat(h)man
Lies. He smells like sweaty leather, and guano.
But there’s that big nose right there in the middle of his face! How does he handle situations where the only clue is olfactory?
My dog lost his nose in an accident when he was a puppy.
Oh, no! How does he smell?
Terrible!!
You claim you don’t, but there are thousands of people out there every year claiming a different story…
But what about the rumor that Robin laid an egg?
Lies! But he did fly away
And what happened to poor old uncle Billy …
I’d like to get a look at the batmobile right about now.
Anyone see the Joker?
TIL Kate Beckinsale’s daughter is dating Robin
He probably does smell with all the stuff he gets up to. I’m sure the batsuit doesn’t exactly smell of roses.
Roses no, but a kiss from a rose maybe…
Alfred:
You have no idea… :(
Batman’s response: yeah well… who smelt it, dealt it!
Everyone else: uh no, that’s… not how that works, actually. 🤮🤢
