King@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 3 天前Femalesi.redd.itimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down1170
arrow-up1-152arrow-down1imageFemalesi.redd.itKing@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 3 天前message-square34fedilink
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·3 天前you look in a mirror, think hard, and undo that
minus-squareKing@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down23·3 天前I looked at the mirror, saw a male with 99 inch dick. Do I wake up yet or keep imagining?
minus-squareEngywook@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-23 天前Ugh… 99 inches is likely a pain to carry around.
minus-squareBreakerSwitch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·3 天前It’s a real hassle needing to wrap it around your leg every morning and being basically incapable of getting hard, due to lacking enough blood to engorge 8 feet of dick.
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 天前You just need a little trolley at the front. Like Lara Croft.
you look in a mirror, think hard, and undo that
I looked at the mirror, saw a male with 99 inch dick.
Do I wake up yet or keep imagining?
Ugh… 99 inches is likely a pain to carry around.
It’s a real hassle needing to wrap it around your leg every morning and being basically incapable of getting hard, due to lacking enough blood to engorge 8 feet of dick.
You just need a little trolley at the front. Like Lara Croft.