This is what I’ve been saying my entire life. Bald eagles are a scam.
Let’s see their drawing of a blue footed boobie.
Woodpeckers don’t even seem to have penises, at all?
I must say, the legs on that last bird are amazingly accurate, perhaps the best depiction of any bird I’ve seen!
Red-bellied is completely accurate, you just normally don’t see the belly:

Red-headed was already taken:


Far better names than most others get. What the hell does a C. elegans elegans look like?
so chupacabra is real?
It depends on the part of the goat being sucked I suppose. The goat may be fine with it, we need more information.
There’s also the black-headed gull, only the males have a black head and only during the mating season. The vast majority of the time the black-headed gull has a white head, just like the other 11 billion gull species
Wouldn’t hurt a deer? Dude they’re called that because they’re shouting about it all the time (that’s what their call spunds like). Racist little fuckers.






