The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 天前Troubleshooting media.piefed.worldimagemessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1925arrow-down124
arrow-up1901arrow-down1imageTroubleshooting media.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 天前message-square66fedilink
minus-squaresolomonschuler@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 天前What if I started using arch Linux after I lost my virginity? would it not boot into the OS?
minus-squaremech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-212 小时前When I installed it, my wife left me and gave me all my sperm back.
minus-squareKaiserschmarrn@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 天前You will be un-fucked and get your v-card back.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 天前You got scammed. That one is expired. I can get you one for a turbovirgin though.
minus-squaresolomonschuler@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down3·2 天前How did that go? Was passive denialism your way of convincing linux you never did sex… “Last night’s sex was amazing” “What sex” 😂 I will say it would have convinced your lawyers, maybe the OS as well, but it would also raise some questions if you got raped.
What if I started using arch Linux after I lost my virginity? would it not boot into the OS?
When I installed it, my wife left me and gave me all my sperm back.
Ewww.
You will be un-fucked and get your v-card back.
There’s a grub flag for that
I can confirm, happened to me.
You got scammed. That one is expired.
I can get you one for a turbovirgin though.
No, for that you need Turbolinux
How did that go? Was passive denialism your way of convincing linux you never did sex…
“Last night’s sex was amazing” “What sex” 😂
I will say it would have convinced your lawyers, maybe the OS as well, but it would also raise some questions if you got raped.