‘Mouth Breather’
Like yeah I don’t get this one. We all breathe through our mouths (and noses), because we have to. Yet I read this sometimes as it is used like an insult. So what are you saying? You’re insulting someone for doing what billions of other human beings have to do naturally?


cocksucker
yeah, cocksuckers are awesome.
Approx half the population has clocks. The other half likes sucking cock.
Seems like a win win?
There’s a decent amount of overlap in those populations.
Given the ubiquity of phones and watches, I’d say close to 100% of the population has clocks
I love their work. No one shouts “hey, you fuckin’ Scorsese!” at cab drivers and then goes to a movie later the same day saying “God, I wish someone would shoot me like Gangs of New York” while they jerk off.