‘Mouth Breather’
Like yeah I don’t get this one. We all breathe through our mouths (and noses), because we have to. Yet I read this sometimes as it is used like an insult. So what are you saying? You’re insulting someone for doing what billions of other human beings have to do naturally?
Mother fucker. Like yeah, I’m married and have kids. I fuck their mother like a muha fucka.
It came from the late 19th century, back when anything nice happening to a woman was considered novel and slightly untoward