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minus-squarePrivateNoob@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up58·edit-24 hours ago38*365=13870 856346/13870=61.74 This guy masturbated 62 times per day if we assume that he is capable to jerk when a toddler. If we assume he starts jorking it from 12, then this rate goes to 90.23 faps per day He is the king of gooners
minus-squarecriss_cross@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·43 minutes agoAt some point there ceases to be skin on the hog and you’re just rubbing blood. Truly the most committed of our time.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·4 hours agoAnd he still managed to sleep over 9 hours per day and walk over 14.7km (9.15mi) per day on average
minus-squareVonReposti@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 hours agoHe mastered the art of sleep’batin’ and walk’batin’, making him able to achieve such high numbers. Some say he could never get off unless sleeping or walking.
minus-squareLimitless_screaming@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 hours agoHe basically sleep walked while masturbating. Never heard of multitasking?
38*365=13870
856346/13870=61.74
This guy masturbated 62 times per day if we assume that he is capable to jerk when a toddler. If we assume he starts jorking it from 12, then this rate goes to 90.23 faps per day
He is the king of gooners
At some point there ceases to be skin on the hog and you’re just rubbing blood.
Truly the most committed of our time.
And he still managed to sleep over 9 hours per day and walk over 14.7km (9.15mi) per day on average
He mastered the art of sleep’batin’ and walk’batin’, making him able to achieve such high numbers.
Some say he could never get off unless sleeping or walking.
Truly a sleepwalk’bater
He basically sleep walked while masturbating. Never heard of multitasking?
Rookie numbers.