Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agoScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?message-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agomessage-square42fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDaddleDew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-219 hours agoYou cannot sweat, need to eat only once a week and you can be happy just sitting under the sun/heat lamp for a few hours every day. But you just can’t live outside where it is too cold even if you wear thick winter clothing, unless someone makes externally heated clothes for you.
minus-squareBlameThePeacock@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·20 hours agoYou just described my wife.
minus-squareDaddleDew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-217 hours agoI think your wife might be secretly one. Does she lay eggs too?
minus-squareBlameThePeacock@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 hours agoI saw my children come out live, but maybe she’s just like the platypus of reptiles or something.
minus-squareblackbrook@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 hours agoThere are some reptile species that do live birth.
You cannot sweat, need to eat only once a week and you can be happy just sitting under the sun/heat lamp for a few hours every day.
But you just can’t live outside where it is too cold even if you wear thick winter clothing, unless someone makes externally heated clothes for you.
You just described my wife.
I think your wife might be secretly one. Does she lay eggs too?
I saw my children come out live, but maybe she’s just like the platypus of reptiles or something.
There are some reptile species that do live birth.