A candyflip and an ample woman on my face?

Oh shit I suddenly have powdery mildew. Oh is that bacterial wilt? I’m over watered. It’s too hot. Too much sun. Not the vine borers! Slugs?!

If I was like a plant, I would be dead.

My garden has to poop. Is that normal?

I assure you that i never need less water. lol

it needs plowing

Some people are tropical rainforests, others are arid wastelands.

Tell that to my boss 😭

This garden doesn’t know what it needs.

also recognize that plants take a year to grow so don’t pressure yourself to deliver results immediately

My garden needs less people dumping in truck loads of horse shit. I have enough fertilizer for a lifetime, thank you.

My garden needs chocolate and red wine I’m pretty sure

I’ve seen some pretty fussy machines, especially if the definition of “machine” includes computers …

It needs the entire discipline of statistics to get retconned away from existence, chainsawman style

Edit: possibly before the 20th of January

My garden needs a combine harvester, fertilizer, optimized seeds, and an aeroponic vertical setup so it can be fully mechanized.