Loves, Pilot Flying and Roady’s probably did have something like this for sale at one point.

At a Love’s outside of Yuma, AZ they once sold a ‘Trucker Love’ package consisting of a Penthouse magazine, a trucker hat, a small bottle of lube and a pocket pussy. The hat, per the attendant, was to hide your Oh face.

So yeah, zero doubts it’s been done. Fuck this AI garbage though.