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minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·edit-22 months agoFor picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
minus-squareryannathans@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·2 months agoSweet, ass ride
minus-squaremoopet@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoGodspeed! You sweet ass ride.
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agoThey also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
minus-squareoopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoPeople bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.
minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThe man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoYeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoHe doesn’t need a motorbike for that.
For picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
Sweet, ass ride
Sweet, Ass! Ride.
Godspeed! You sweet ass ride.
They also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
People bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.
The man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
Yeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
He doesn’t need a motorbike for that.