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minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·edit-21 day agoFor picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 hours agoHe doesn’t need a motorbike for that.
minus-squaremoopet@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 hours agoGodspeed! You sweet ass ride.
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 day agoThey also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
minus-squareoopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoPeople bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.
minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoThe man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·20 hours agoYeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
For picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
He doesn’t need a motorbike for that.
Sweet, ass ride
Sweet, Ass! Ride.
Godspeed! You sweet ass ride.
They also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
People bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.
The man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
Yeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.