Imagine bitching about pineapple on pizza when those gastroterrorists are unironically putting ketchup on sausages. It’s sacrilege, an atrocity against man and god.
Pineapple on pizza is great in theory. In practice people usually don’t pre-grill the pineapple and they don’t cut it thin enough, so it creates a big soggy pineapple juice crater in my otherwise delicious pizza.
Imagine bitching about pineapple on pizza when those gastroterrorists are unironically putting ketchup on sausages. It’s sacrilege, an atrocity against man and god.
Pineapple on pizza is great in theory. In practice people usually don’t pre-grill the pineapple and they don’t cut it thin enough, so it creates a big soggy pineapple juice crater in my otherwise delicious pizza.
None of it compares to well done steak with ketchup.
Makes me sick just thinking about it.