• Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    Super easy to do though.

    Extend support for Windows 10 for the foreseeable future.

    Wall up Copilot. Make AI integrations optional with granular control for each app and data source.

    Double the technical staff at Microsoft and create a large team with the specific job of paring down system resource usage. It’s ridiculous that an operating system uses more resources at idle than Skyrim does.

    Don’t even talk about 12 yet. Even better, annouce that Windows 12 is scrapped in order to provide more resources to fix 11 and support 10.

    And… A little extra fun. Sell half of the RAM Microsoft has stockpiled while the AI bubble is still intact.

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      8 hours ago

      " We hear you. We see you. Best we can do is Three-Mile Island but stocked with all the world’s RAM so you can generate slop code and have lonely chats with a machine that tells you eating glue is a great idea."

      –Microsoft

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        3 hours ago

        Actually, glue used to be made from sinew and bones or simply with flour and water, and used to be perfectly eatable. Modern glue, though – well, Ok. You’ve got a point there.