also don’t forget to donate to your instance, take care of yourself, be that meds, drinking water, or exercise :3

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    8 hours ago

    Transubstantiation? Transgression? Transcendent? Do they give you a 10% discount if you do some light transmogrification work for them on the side?

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        Oh yeah, that’s a good one. The best I had was like transportation, like a bus pass or bike parts? Maybe the “10% student discount” is an item under the category of “transaction discount”, and there’s lots of different ones that all show up like that on the receipts.

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          This is top tier ruining the joke explanation. Good job guys, we figured it out.

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        Or maybe OP looks extremely pale and has unusually long canines, so they get the Transsylvanian discount