also don’t forget to donate to your instance, take care of yourself, be that meds, drinking water, or exercise :3
Palantir 😔
ruining the joke
“Transgender” isn’t the only word that can be abbreviated to “trans.”
Transubstantiation? Transgression? Transcendent? Do they give you a 10% discount if you do some light transmogrification work for them on the side?
“Transaction,” maybe.
Oh yeah, that’s a good one. The best I had was like transportation, like a bus pass or bike parts? Maybe the “10% student discount” is an item under the category of “transaction discount”, and there’s lots of different ones that all show up like that on the receipts.
This is top tier ruining the joke explanation. Good job guys, we figured it out.
Transalpine. OP looks like they’re from France or Germany rather than Italy, Austria, or Switzerland.
Or maybe OP looks extremely pale and has unusually long canines, so they get the Transsylvanian discount
musta been when you were takin your blahaj for walkies
Well, we can pretty much all tell. It’s just OP who hasn’t figured it out yet.
We can always tell! /s
Ok, that makes it sound way shittier…
Sorry, I only meant for it to be a joke
Its fine, I got it (a bit late).



