I love that his face is nothing but murder thinking about all the things he’s going to do to you for this.
Simba
“What is the charge? Eating a turkey? A succulent turkey?”
THIS IS CATOCRACY MANIFEST

Why put him in a high fall risk sock. He’s not a fall risk… Now meemaw is gonna take another tumble.
(Yellow typically denotes high fall risk in healthcare settings and this is a healthcare sock. Nurse life.)
Yeah, it has nubs, too.
Kittens are not normally a fall risk because of their agility. Trapped in a sock, though, if you dropped him he couldn’t land on his feet
Look how high up he is! He’s among the highest of fall risks right now
…and he’s on the ceiling. But yeah…yellow.
That cat has no regrets.
FREE MY BOI HE DID NOTHIN
if he wants turkey, he can have turkey
Grippy sock vacation
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
Punishment fits the crime. Fits it like a lovely, well-made sock.
TurDucKitten.
Oh hey, it’s bananya
A dirty sock at that!






