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minus-squaredantel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up63·19 hours agoI like how this also implies those people’s kids all end up in hell…
minus-squareCatoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·19 hours agoSorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules. (Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 hours agoi thought that meant limbo contests
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up16·18 hours agoNever fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·18 hours agoImagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up14·18 hours agoI don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·18 hours agolol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-210 hours agoEveryone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoBut, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·17 hours agolol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·18 hours agoThose kids have been through enough. No need to sentence them to an eternity with the clergy.
minus-squareCevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoHe just puts them in the TV lounge, apparently.
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·19 hours agoI like how this also implies that Satan exists as anything other than man’s ego.
I like how this also implies those people’s kids all end up in hell…
Sorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules.
(Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)
i thought that meant limbo contests
Never fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol
Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
I don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
Kinky
lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
But, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
lol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
Those kids have been through enough. No need to sentence them to an eternity with the clergy.
He just puts them in the TV lounge, apparently.
I like how this also implies that Satan exists as anything other than man’s ego.