before anyone comes in here complaining that this is an ad or whatever I’m a FEMCEL who is ADDICTED to CAFFEINE. I give mega corporations my own muny of my OWN WILLINGNESS‼️‼️‼️‼️
my thoughts on punk punch: pretty good for a sugar free! probs my 2nd favorite sugar free behind Miami guava or whatever it was called.
The Formula1 Lando Norris flavor isnt good though, it’s jusf so bitter :<
also I found a cool vrchat avi ☺️

also here’s my most recent mastodon post… yearh

Damn, I want dem nails to shred my back
I haven’t played VR Chat in at least 5 years, the Great Pug just gave me war flashbacks
I’ve always been a Red Bull guy because the taste of Monster made me nauseated. But recently I’ve tried the White flavor and it tastes so good.
Shouldn’t have written off other flavors so easily.Also who tf gonna think this is an ad lmao everyone on here already knows Monster who cares
It’s interesting to me how Red Bull/Monster fans describe their experiences with the other brand. I say that as a Monster fan that literally gagged the first time I had a Red Bull.
But similar to your concession about the White Monster flavor, I would give props to the Red/Blue editions of Red Bull. When I gave them a try, I was prepared to have a similar reaction as I did with the original, but I was pleasantly surprised.
It’s good to find common ground. :)
Yeah I think once you have a bad reaction to the original it’s inconceivable that the different flavors are SO different. You just connect that flavor profile to the whole brand. Which also kinda makes sense due to how weird energy drinks taste unlike ““real”” flavors like banana or strawberry.
I don’t think I’ve tried an ED that I didn’t like yet
Cute avi !!! :3


tried this flavour today
I’m a fan
Just put that phenylalanine right in my veins!
I’m fine with all the other random chemicals in monsters but draw the line at artificial sweeteners.
ive purchased my first “monster” thingy yesterday. didnt drink it yet… it looks intimidating.
(never drank any energy drink stuff at all)
Just keep in mind the safe limits of drinking caffeine and remember to stay hydrated (also drink water). Most monster cans have 160mg of caffeine, and the safe limit for an adult is roughly 400-500mg a day.
oooo which one? >:)
ummm the strawberry one.
If it’s the black can with the red “strawberry” stripe at the top, you might start with half if you don’t want to hear your heart.
hearing ur heart is reasonably normal I believe -
this isn’t my fault, right?😐
… yes it is.
really tho. i wouldnt have gotten this thing if it werent for u posting about it.
oh well—
whateveeeerrrrrrr- i certainly wont make a post tomorrow about how addicted i got on this awful
Zuckerplörre.huggies u
EDIT: also, mygosh these things are huge. i thought they were the kind of red-bull size orrrr umm… like cola stuff or fanta whatever… but no, these are huuuge- like what?.. gosh… and i will have to drink all that…
you could watch the kidney stone episode of the Cells at Work! Code Black anime cause that scared me enough that I stopped drinking that stuff for a while
why the fuck is redbubble recommending me minster energy anime bimbopill content I’m crine

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I personally think Monster Energy tastes terrible and I would never drink it.
Yummy monster nitro












