Fun fact! I was expected to die 20ish years ago. My friends had a betting pool on when it would happen (a death pool, if you will) and when I outlived the last bet ten years ago, the fucker who ran the pool ran off with the cash instead of giving it to me, which is how death pools work last I heard.

There was 3 grand in there. I could have bought so many tacos.

I’ll never get to throw that doctor who marathon now