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minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up269·edit-218 hours agoThis is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·13 hours agoYou mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·13 hours agoNot exactly the same thing, but… https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm
minus-squareryannathans@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up42·15 hours agoExcept next to pools, no one should run there
minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·12 hours agoUnless you have scissors. That cancels it out.
minus-squaretristan@tarte.nuage-libre.frlinkfedilinkFrançaisarrow-up86·edit-217 hours ago3 billion Devices Run Java
minus-squarelauha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·14 hours ago3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 hour agoMost of them have not loaded the kvm just yet, any minute now …
minus-squareGreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·9 hours agoProof of stability!
minus-squareElvith Ma'for@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up13·15 hours agoDon’t you think, that’s enough already?
minus-squareSimulation6@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 hours agoAt least one to many in my opinion.
minus-squareRustyNova@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 hours agoAnd no more than that. There’s a queue now…
minus-squareViatorOmnium@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 hours agoLies, damn lies, and write once run anywhere™️.
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 hours agoSurely at least one other person knows about qemu-user
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·16 hours agoPython, for badassness.
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·26 minutes agoThe entire system is going to be regex.
This is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.
You mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time
Not exactly the same thing, but…
https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm
Except next to pools, no one should run there
Unless you have scissors. That cancels it out.
3 billion
Devices Run Java
3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.
Most of them have not loaded the kvm just yet, any minute now …
Proof of stability!
Don’t you think, that’s enough already?
At least one to many in my opinion.
And no more than that. There’s a queue now…
J2EE ffmpeg for flip phones
Lies, damn lies, and write once run anywhere™️.
Surely at least one other person knows about qemu-user
Python, for badassness.
I think you meant perl.
The entire system is going to be regex.