Get yourself a proper heated bidet and you’ll never go back. I bought a Toto it warms the seat, automatically shoots soothing warm water at your angry brown eye and then blow dry’s your bum.
Recently went to Japan for work and my hotel had one of these so I got to try it out.
It’s my belief that you haven’t experienced the best life has to offer until you’ve had your butthole powerwashed. It was a trancsendental experience for me.
Get yourself a proper heated bidet and you’ll never go back. I bought a Toto it warms the seat, automatically shoots soothing warm water at your angry brown eye and then blow dry’s your bum.
Best purchase ever!
Recently went to Japan for work and my hotel had one of these so I got to try it out.
It’s my belief that you haven’t experienced the best life has to offer until you’ve had your butthole powerwashed. It was a trancsendental experience for me.
Seconded.
Once you splash yo crack, you’ll never go back.
Hell a cold water bidet will change your life too