- cross-posted to:
- 196@lemmy.world
- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- cross-posted to:
- 196@lemmy.world
- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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BlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,
I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.
Ehm IIRC it’s 3000 km (2000 miles) from California to Boston. Assuming she stays horny for 30 minutes, that makes a calculated speed of 6000 km/h (4000 mph), or about mach 5.
Alright well we’ve got a lot of work to do then.
I believe we can top the SR-71 by harnessing the power of God’s thirstiest lesbians.
Birds best stay out the way
That’s physically impossible. We need to instead make the country smaller.