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BlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,

I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.

  • LurkingLuddite@piefed.socialEnglish
    8·
    14 hours ago

    What about the 50000 other people that would happily travel a day for $40 to tap that? Huh??

    You might solve your problem, but you’re creating a much bigger issue.

    Someone with this level of short sightedness is exactly how we get barely baked “AI” still resulting in millions losing their jobs, smh.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
      4·
      13 hours ago

      I mean I dunno. My bike is cooler than their bikes. My hat is cooler than their hats. I’ve run the statistics/econometric estimates and the rough odds of them having a cooler hat are far, far below one in 50,000. Same with the bike (they are pretty cool bike and hat. One in a million, maybe hundred million. One in a billion taken together if I didn’t have safety anals to rentent) so like, if I’m fighting off $40 bums I better expect some kind of… What’s the word. Recompense for my time.

      I’m talking bacon wrapped dates or better. Y’all provide the budget I’ll provide the feast just let me at the kitchen unfettered. That is what you must provide to the polycule.

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
    14·
    17 hours ago

    Modern Conservatives: “We have a crisis of masculinity”

    Traditional 1950s Americans: “Your parents exist because we did it raw on the subway”

  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
    23·
    19 hours ago

    Ehm IIRC it’s 3000 km (2000 miles) from California to Boston. Assuming she stays horny for 30 minutes, that makes a calculated speed of 6000 km/h (4000 mph), or about mach 5.