I mean I dunno. My bike is cooler than their bikes. My hat is cooler than their hats. I’ve run the statistics/econometric estimates and the rough odds of them having a cooler hat are far, far below one in 50,000. Same with the bike (they are pretty cool bike and hat. One in a million, maybe hundred million. One in a billion taken together if I didn’t have safety anals to rentent) so like, if I’m fighting off $40 bums I better expect some kind of… What’s the word. Recompense for my time.

I’m talking bacon wrapped dates or better. Y’all provide the budget I’ll provide the feast just let me at the kitchen unfettered. That is what you must provide to the polycule.