cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/onehundredninetysix/p/683284/transit-rule

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BlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,

I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.

  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
    2·
    6 hours ago

    If you can afford to run a maglev you probably live somewhere with enough density to have a girl horny posting nearby.

  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    16·
    14 hours ago

    I have sad news. The distance from LA to NYC is ~1840mi by road and the fastest speed reached by a commercial train is 268mph. It would take over 10hrs to travel that distance, assuming a nonstop trip that follows the same path as the road.

    When I hornypost, I don’t wait 10hrs to do something about it