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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 hours ago

Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/22503006

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    Once it’s in safe mode, just remove the en-US pack and install one of the European cultures instead. Gets rid of ads, but you might lose copilot too and I don’t know if that’s a good thing in this situation.

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    Try Shift + Right Stick…sorry that’s the launch missile button.

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    Blue Screen of Defence War

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    I’d be so mad if the last thing I saw before plummeting to my fiery death was that stupid smug little sad face and a BSOD

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    I’d suggest posting on the war thunder forums.

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    Just install linux bro, it’s not that difficult. You’ll have to compile the F-35 drivers from source, but that’s just the cost of having a reliable system.

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      It seems like they’d already be running Linux. I thought the joke of the post is that no aircraft engineers would ever trust those systems with a Microsoft trash OS

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      It would be nice to have a distro with some basic flight control drivers preconfigured so we didn’t have to build from scratch for every airframe. Maybe wouldn’t get the same performance profile as proprietary drivers but something that could get off the ground. It could even be called AvioNix.

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      The f35, and most weapons systems, are *nix based, and typically Linux these days.

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      Wouldn’t it be handy to have a *Live*USB at hand?

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        The pilot should check if that yellow striped cable is a lanyard for a USB.

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    Simultaneously press the “launch sidewinder” button and F9 after turning the plane off and on mid-flight. Try not to aim at a place where people live. Then run “sfcscan /now” and kindly report back to me about the same.

    post marked as solved

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    “I have two copies of War Thunder running, and neither is working”

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    Open one of your Microsoft Outlooks.

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      No, not that one

      • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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        No, not that one either.

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    just wing it

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    Land it in Tehran, they have technicians there who can help.

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    they do use linux LynxOS-178

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    What a beautiful picture though. Anyone know the source?

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    Just call customer support. They even supplied you a QR code. What’s your problem?

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    closed as duplicate

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