Well gee let me dox myself.
Hey buddy, according to dozens of youtubers and podcasters, my personal information is already out there for every one unless I pay $10.99 to an internet scrubber

The president.
My Schoolboard trustee never heard of Auschwitz. She became internationally famous.
In my state its probably the Enumclaw guy who died fucking a horse.
Not exactly, he was being fucked by a horse 🐎🐴🐎.
That’s why we say in Enumclaw, it’s better to give than to receive.
I visited family in Enumclaw the other week and barely managed to not bring that up
hey we also coined the phrase skid row and

THE POLICE BOMBED A RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBORHOOD!
Dude I literally live in Florida. But I’m No Florida man.
Hurling millions of people through the air in a tin can at mach .8 and mostly not killing them
Bonnie and Clyde robbed a church in my town. Except, not really, it was an early scene in that movie from the '60s.
It was a grocery store back then.
Yearly recurring protests and riots on may 1st.
So much so that we now have riot-tourists that only come to experience “throwing a stone at a bank” or “getting arrested for lighting a garbage bin on fire”
people throwing rocks at firefighters
Hartlepool hanged a monkey
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Democracy manifest.
Succulent Chinese meals.








