• Old Sage Rick@lemmy.zip
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    5 days ago

    Reminder that this would be utterly unsanitary, and if you really want to replenish electrolytes this way, it would be more advisable to do it continuously from the body (with consent of course) as the bacteria would have less time to develop

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    5 days ago

    (sad animal shelter commercial music playing)

    Right now there are thousands of people in danger of not having access to electrolytes this summer due to severe lack of girls from which they might access sports bra sweat from. Please donate your sports bras or yourself today and save your local Asafums life this summer, he isn’t picky, its been too long.

    (Multiple shots of me making a sad face.)

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        4 days ago

        Hmmm, good point. I can’t afford to reshoot the whole commerical to add my address, so maybe I can just figure out how to attract girls to my location…

        If my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, then what brings the girls? Hmmm…

        • SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          3 days ago

          You could just add a flashing address over the screen in post!

          But I think if milkshakes bring boys, then the answer has to be smoothies. Like a strawberry banana smoothie?