Right now there are thousands of people in danger of not having access to electrolytes this summer due to severe lack of girls from which they might access sports bra sweat from. Please donate your sports bras or yourself today and save your local Asafums life this summer, he isn’t picky, its been too long.
Hmmm, good point. I can’t afford to reshoot the whole commerical to add my address, so maybe I can just figure out how to attract girls to my location…
If my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, then what brings the girls? Hmmm…
(sad animal shelter commercial music playing)
Right now there are thousands of people in danger of not having access to electrolytes this summer due to severe lack of girls from which they might access sports bra sweat from. Please donate your sports bras or yourself today and save your local Asafums life this summer, he isn’t picky, its been too long.
(Multiple shots of me making a sad face.)
Now how are we supposed to help you if we don’t know where you are?
Hmmm, good point. I can’t afford to reshoot the whole commerical to add my address, so maybe I can just figure out how to attract girls to my location…
If my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, then what brings the girls? Hmmm…
You could just add a flashing address over the screen in post!
But I think if milkshakes bring boys, then the answer has to be smoothies. Like a strawberry banana smoothie?